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  1. an-insane-stalker:

    theclearlydope:

    A. I want this for Christmas.

    B. I want to make love on this by the fireplace on Christmas night.

    C. There is no “C” because after “B” I’ve won the game of life.

    (via threesomewithnorwegiansisters)

  2. loolll

    (via fucklifejustparty)

  3. ilovememore426:

    I am going to do this.

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    iheartbeauty95:

    five boys who have sexually frustrated the female population on the world.

  5. (via ineedyounow)

  6. (via ineedyounow)

  7. Me in class.

    • Me: okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
    • Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there?
    • Me: ugh, split ends.
    • Me: why is the back of your head so attractive?!
    • Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
    • Me: just act like you understand.
    • Me: don't pick me, don't pick me...
    • Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe.
    • Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING CATCHY.
    • Me: it's only been fifteen minutes?
    • Me: I hate you all.
    • Me: someone shoot me.